Senator Reveals Shocking $1 Trillion Waste in Animal Experiment Funding

Scientist pipetting blue liquid into test tubes.

Senator Rand Paul’s annual “Festivus Report” exposes over $1 trillion in government waste, including shocking animal experiments and questionable spending projects.

At a Glance

  • Sen. Rand Paul’s report highlights over $1 trillion in government waste
  • U.S. national debt surpasses $36 trillion, with $2 trillion added annually
  • Controversial spending includes $10 billion on empty buildings and $419,470 on cocaine studies for rats
  • Report criticizes millions spent on invasive cat experiments
  • Paul calls for fiscal responsibility and efficient government spending

Trillion-Dollar Waste Exposed

Senator Rand Paul’s latest “Festivus Report” has revealed a staggering $1 trillion in government waste, shedding light on questionable spending practices across various federal agencies. The report, which has become an annual tradition, exposes a wide range of controversial expenditures that have raised eyebrows among fiscal conservatives and taxpayers alike.

The report comes at a time when the U.S. national debt has skyrocketed past $36 trillion, with projections suggesting an additional $2 trillion will be added annually over the next decade. This alarming trend has sparked renewed calls for fiscal responsibility and a thorough reevaluation of government spending priorities.

Controversial Spending Highlights

Among the more eyebrow-raising expenditures outlined in Paul’s report are $10 billion spent on maintaining empty buildings, $419,470 for a study on lonely rats and cocaine, and $15.5 billion to promote electric vehicle purchases. The report also criticizes the allocation of $365,000 for promoting circuses in parks and $3 million for climate action in Brazil.

Perhaps most concerning is the $892 billion spent on interest for the national debt alone. This figure underscores the long-term consequences of unchecked government spending and the urgent need for fiscal reform.

Animal Experiments Under Scrutiny

A particularly disturbing aspect of the report focuses on federally funded programs involving animal experiments, specifically on cats. The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) allocated over $10.8 million to the University of Pittsburgh for invasive experiments on cats, including shocking them to induce erections and forcing them to defecate marbles.

“Nothing says ‘national defense’ quite like torturing cats to poop marbles,” the report notes. “If we can’t stop the government from shocking cats into defecating marbles, then what can we stop?” stated U.S. Sen. Rand Paul.

Additionally, under Dr. Anthony Fauci’s leadership, $2.24 million was allocated for feline COVID experiments at Cornell University. The National Institutes of Health also spent over $1.5 million on experiments involving electro-shocking kittens. These revelations have sparked outrage and raised serious questions about the necessity and ethics of such experiments.

Call for Fiscal Responsibility

Senator Paul’s report concludes with a strong call for fiscal responsibility and a return to efficient government spending. The senator emphasized the importance of addressing these issues, stating, “As always, taking the path to fiscal responsibility is often a lonely journey, but, as I’ve done in years past, I will continue my fight against government waste this holiday season.”

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